I don't remember the last time I went to see a dentist. Wait, let me rephrase that, I remember the last time I saw dentist; however I don't specifically remember how long ago that was. I do remember the incident, in which during a game of what should have been "touch" football, I was involved in a sort of dog-pile, and my bridge was knocked out.
So made an appointment to see a dentist, who was very calm and pleasant. But I also knew, I was due for a bit of a but chewing, given the fact it had been so long since I had seen a dentist.
After he reattached the bridge, he pulled up a chair, and said, "Now we need to talk."
So he said my teeth are a mess, and given the fact I have decent dental coverage, there was absolutely no reason I wasn't being seen at least once a year in order to get them cleaned. On top of that, as I mentioned, my front tooth is decaying underneath the bridge.